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ANTIOCH UNIVERSITY HAS A GREAT SLIDING SCALE COUNSELING CENTER.

MARINA DEL REY

http://www.antiochla.edu/aucc_home.shtml

 

 

THE MAPLE CENTER  - proves that Beverly Hills therapy ain't all that it's cracked up to be! 

 

This is a terrible therapy center that anyone with half their senses should avoid like the plague. Inexperienced interns are the "Therapists" at this place and some of them are actually stalkers.  God forbid you tell them you have been bickering with your spouse!  Watch out!  They will actually threaten to call Child Protective Services on you!  And I didn't say fighting I said bickering. God knows Child Protective Services have better things to do with their time responding to real calls, but the Maple Center has a reputation of turning mole hills into mountains.

Here was my experience: 

 

As I signed up here to investigate their abilities and services I soon discovered myself targeted by one of their whacked out interns named Deborah who runs the Mindful Parenting Group over there. Yes, the entire place is run by these inept interns and I interviewed a few of them so this isn't just one incident.

 

This one therapist would call me 3 times a day to "talk." She was the therapist I couldn't get off the phone. I felt like I was on an episode of Seinfeld. Another therapist wouldn't hear of it when i told her I wouldn't be back and had opted to see someone else somewhere else.  After an hour of telling her I would not be returning the woman actually stood up, looked at me and said, "So I will see you next week?"  If I wasn't nuts when I walked in there, I was certainly feeling like I was on an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I thought for sure there must be a hidden camera crew somewhere and it was a joke. Ali G never jumped out at me.

 

And as far as trying to schedule an appointment with another one of their super interns - Well, she changed my appointment 16 times in 3 weeks. When I reported her to her "Superior", her superior left me a condescending message that she was sorry I felt this way and had these "feelings" and that "Deborah" is the best therapist the center has to offer. If this be the case then buyers beware. 

 

I will say that the concept the center has about "Mindful Parenting" that basically tells the parents to sit on the floor and shut up and let the baby do the talking is a very good idea.  The point is to let the baby initiate all the play and to not make huge jesters of approval, but to just kick back and be small. This strengthens the baby's skill in initiation and will carry over to all other areas of their lives later on.

 

Plus, if we shut up long enough and pay attention it becomes easier to see if your baby has an attention problem or is gifted in some areas.  In short, save your time and money with the nutty therapists over there who could use a little therapy themselves and just sit on the floor, shut up and listen. You can learn a lot about your baby, yourself and the rest of the world just by looking and listening.  And ain't that the truth????

 

Sorry Maple Center you get 4 babies crying! Get it together already and get yourselves some help.

 

 

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Feel free to call them anytime for almost anything and they will be very helpful. 

 

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