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GREEN ONIONS AND HONEY?

The past four weeks have been eye opening!  Baby Nose has gone from looking and acting like a fetus to Mr. Focus, grab, roll and "I want to walk before I can crawl!" Baby Nose is now officially four and a half months old and he not only tries to stand up on a daily basis, his teeth are already coming in! Wow! Well, I couldn't resist the urge to feed him some real food ~ All the Yoga health nuts say nothing until after the first year except breast milk, but  I just wanted to stick something else in the kid's mouth other than my breast if you don't mind.  And what a better thing to start with than a tiny little taste of Trader Joe's incredible New Greek Style Honey Yogurt, right?  He seemed to love it.  Ahhh Ha! See!  Mommy Nose don't know nincompoop! It seems that when you have a C-Section they not only take your intestines out and lay them on the table, they also take out your brains too. They obviously forgot to put mine back in!  BABIES CAN'T PROCESS HONEY FOR THE FIRST YEAR!  Vat Was I Sinking?  I gave my kid a spoon full of the one thing he wasn't supposed to have. So shoot me. Baby Nose is still alive and he's been acting sweet as honey ever since.  But I won't be giving him anymore yogurt in the near future. In fact we're back to basics again with "Titty Time" being his main course 10 times a day.  Maybe I will have to wait another seven and a half months before I start testing out food on him.  Until then I will do something that will really send you for a loop. I am letting him chew on green onions!  That's right!  I know you're all saying that I've really flipped a gasket now.  But it's true. My dad's maid, Carmen told me that back in the "Old Country" this is what she gave all of her kids to stop the teething pains.  Can you believe it?  It actually works. Something in those little green onions kills the teething pain.  So from honey to onions, Mommy Nose is rolling right along. Please ask your doctor first before trying the green onion trick. I don't want to be held responsible for leaving a bad taste in your baby’s mouth! 

Peace out, Mommy Nose

 

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